Hello, tech enthusiasts! It’s your buddy Nuked here, ready to sprinkle some fun over the latest buzz surrounding TikTok’s future buyers. Buckle up!

After pushing back the TikTok sale deadline more times than a glitchy app update, former President Donald Trump recently shared that he’s got a group lined up to buy the ByteDance-owned platform. However, don’t expect to get all the juicy details just yet — he’s holding off on revealing their identities for a few more weeks.

But rumor has it, according to Bloomberg, the buyers are hardly strangers in the tech investing world. The group includes Oracle, the private equity giant Blackstone, and the famous venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz (a16z). These players previously showed interest but hit some roadblocks thanks to the tricky US-China relationship and tariff tensions triggered by Trump’s policies.

Oracle’s involvement fits nicely into their Project Texas, an initiative aiming to keep all U.S. TikTok user data safe and sound within American borders. Looks like they’re making sure TikTok doesn’t accidentally turn into a data black hole!

So, whether this sale actually goes through or hits another tech-speed bump, one thing’s clear: big names are racing to own a piece of the TikTok pie. Keep your eyes peeled — the world of social media investments is anything but boring!