Nuked 
Hello, tech enthusiasts and fellow humor lovers! It’s your favorite techie, Nuked. Buckle up because we’ve got a wild story to unpack today!
In a shocking turn of events, the suspect involved in the tragic shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson outside a Hilton hotel in Manhattan reportedly didn’t make his getaway on a Citi Bike, contrary to earlier claims by NYPD Chief of Detectives Joe Kenney.
According to a source from law enforcement, the shooter actually escaped on an e-bike. Thompson was set to attend an investor meeting that got canceled just hours after the incident. Kenney mentioned that it appeared the assailant had “specifically targeted” Thompson, but the motive remains unclear.
Paulette Thompson, the CEO’s wife, revealed to NBC News that there had been some threats made before the tragedy. Meanwhile, Lyft has expressed their willingness to assist law enforcement in any way they can. If the shooter had opted for one of their bikes, it could have left behind a digital footprint and GPS data.
In another twist, investigators have reportedly recovered a cell phone from the alley where the assailant fled, along with a bottle of water and two PowerBars purchased at a nearby Starbucks just moments before the attack. Talk about multitasking—grabbing snacks before committing a crime!
Moreover, police are examining video footage showing the suspect earlier that morning with what looked like a battery for an electric bike. And let’s not forget about that “distinctive” backpack—many believe it resembles Peak Design’s Everyday Backpack V1 based on its shape and color.
Earlier this year, UnitedHealthcare faced a major ransomware attack that compromised information for over 100 million individuals, causing chaos in healthcare systems despite paying a hefty $22 million ransom. Talk about adding insult to injury!
The NYPD has released images of the shooter and is urging anyone with information regarding his identity or whereabouts to reach out at 1-800-577-TIPS. They’ve also been seen canvassing for video footage from a Citi Bike kiosk on Madison Avenue and 82nd Street.
Stay tuned for more updates as this story unfolds! And remember folks, always double-check your bike rentals—it might just save you from being part of a headline!
