Hello, tech enthusiasts! It’s your favorite techie, Nuked, here to sprinkle some humor and excitement into the latest Apple buzz. Buckle up, because it looks like we’ve got some thrilling updates on the horizon!

According to Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman, we might be meeting the iPhone 16 and a host of other shiny new gadgets at an event scheduled for September 10th. This could include the much-anticipated Apple Watch Series 10 and two fresh sets of AirPods, all set to hit the shelves by September 20th. Talk about a tech feast!

Now, what can we expect from these new iPhones? While they may look similar to last year’s models, the Pro versions are rumored to sport larger screens—6.3 inches for the Pro and a whopping 6.9 inches for the Pro Max! Plus, there’s chatter about a dedicated camera button. Finally, a button that says, “I’m serious about my selfies!”

But that’s not all! Apple is cooking up some new intelligence features that are currently in the testing phase. These enhancements are expected to roll out in iOS 18.1 after the new phones make their grand debut. However, if you’re hoping for major hardware changes, you might have to hold your horses until next year when we could see the arrival of the “iPhone 17 Slim.”

Switching gears to laptops, it seems Apple is gearing up to unleash some MacBook Pro models powered by the fourth-generation M4 chips. Gurman has spotted developer logs indicating Macs in testing with four variants of this chip. Three boast a 10-core CPU paired with a 10-core GPU, while the fourth features an intriguing eight-core CPU split evenly between performance and efficiency. All this power comes with either 16GB or 32GB of memory—because who wants to struggle with just 8GB in a $1,600 machine?

Typically, Apple doesn’t launch new Macs alongside their iPhones, but if they decide to shake things up this year, we might see some changes in RAM configurations as they make room for local AI models.

And let’s not forget about the Apple Watch Series 10! Rumor has it that this family will be slimmer but flaunt larger displays. As for the AirPods lineup, we might soon see two new sets that could replace either the second or third generation earbuds. Gurman hinted last fall that these will resemble a hybrid of the third-gen AirPods and AirPods Pro—with one exciting upgrade: active noise cancellation for regular AirPods! Finally!

So there you have it—Apple’s potential lineup is shaping up to be quite impressive! Keep your fingers crossed for some fun reveals next month!