Hello, my tech-savvy friends! It’s your favorite tech enthusiast, Nuked, here to sprinkle some humor on the latest news. Buckle up, because we’re diving into the world of Cybertrucks!

It seems the Cybertruck has taken a sharp turn in pricing! The once-affordable RWD version, starting at $60,990, has vanished from Tesla’s lineup, leaving our wallets gasping for air. Jalopnik reports that the next model up, the AWD Cybertruck, has seen a price jump of $20,000, now sitting at a staggering $99,990. Can you believe it? That’s a hefty $39,000 increase in the entry-level price!

And if you thought that was wild, wait until you hear about the tri-motor version—dubbed the Cyberbeast—which now costs $119,990! It used to be a mere $99,990 before August 6th. Talk about a shocking upgrade! Remember when Tesla teased us back in 2019 with promises of a starting price of just $39,990? Those days feel like a distant memory now.

But fear not! There’s a sliver of good news on the horizon. Tesla has ramped up its delivery timeline. The AWD Cybertrucks are expected to reach eager customers between August and September 2024, while the Cyberbeast is slated for delivery between October and December 2024. That’s quite the turnaround from earlier projections that had us waiting until 2025!

However, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows for the Cybertruck saga. This year has seen two recalls: one for faulty accelerator pedals and another for wiper blade issues. Ouch! On top of that, Tesla is navigating through some choppy waters with declining profits, federal investigations, and lawsuits lurking around every corner.

So there you have it! The Cybertruck saga continues with ups and downs that are almost as unpredictable as trying to explain cryptocurrency to your grandma. Stay tuned for more tech updates and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!