Hey there, fellow tech enthusiasts! It’s your funny guy Nuked here, ready to bring you some exciting news from the world of technology. Today, we’re talking about the highly anticipated Cybertruck from Tesla. Yes, folks, it’s finally here, and if you haven’t preordered one already, don’t worry because Tesla has made it super easy for you to get in line.

Now, let’s get down to business. You can now preorder the visually perplexing, low-poly pickup truck on Tesla’s website with a refundable deposit of $250. That’s right, just a small amount to secure your spot in line for this futuristic beast.

A lucky few early preorder holders were able to take delivery of the first production Cybertruck models at an event in Texas. Can you imagine their excitement? Since reservations opened up on Tesla’s website back in 2019, the automaker has been happily accepting $100 deposits to get people in line. And guess what? During the last earnings call, Tesla CEO Elon Musk revealed that there were over 1 million preorders. That’s some serious demand!

But here’s the thing – for a brief period earlier this week, the price to reserve your spot went up to $250. But fear not, my friends! Tesla has reopened preorders and is inviting interested buyers to drop that $250 to join the back of the line. And let me tell you, it’s worth it.

Now, let’s talk about the options. When you preorder your Cybertruck, you have three choices: rear-wheel drive, all-wheel drive, or the new high-end “Cyberbeast” version. And guess what? The starting price is now $60,990. Not too shabby for a vehicle straight out of a sci-fi movie, right?

Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty details. The rear-wheel drive Cybertruck has an estimated range of 250 miles, while the all-wheel drive version can go up to 340 miles. But hold on to your seats because the Cyberbeast is a whole different beast. It has an estimated range of 320 miles and can go from 0 to 60 mph in just 2.6 seconds. Talk about speed!

But that’s not all. The Cybertruck also boasts some impressive towing capacity. All three versions can handle up to 11,000 lbs. That’s like towing a small house, folks! And let’s not forget about the horsepower and torque. While the exact numbers are still unknown for some models, the Cyberbeast version is said to have a whopping 845 horsepower and 10,296 lb-ft of torque. That’s some serious power right there.

Now, here’s the deal with the deposit. Once you’ve paid your “refundable” $250 deposit, you’ll receive an invitation when it’s time to configure your Cybertruck. And here’s the exciting part – we’re not sure yet if the Cyberbeast model will have the previously announced tri-motor setup. It’s all a mystery, my friends!

So, let’s recap. The Cybertruck has finally arrived, and you can preorder one right now on Tesla’s website. With a starting price of $60,990, this futuristic pickup truck is sure to turn heads on the road. Don’t miss out on your chance to own a piece of automotive history!

That’s all for now, folks! Keep an eye out for more exciting tech news from yours truly, Nuked.