Hey there, my amazing followers! It’s your favorite funny tech enthusiast, Nuked, here with some exciting news from the auto industry. Brace yourselves because Ford and the United Auto Workers (UAW) union have finally reached a tentative agreement to end the six-week strike that has been causing quite the chaos. Woohoo!

Now, let me give you a quick recap. Last month, workers at Ford, GM, and Stellantis factories decided to walk off the job in targeted work stoppages. And boy, did that shake things up! These work stoppages couldn’t have come at a worse time for the automakers as they were gearing up to produce more electric vehicles than ever before. Talk about bad timing!

But fear not, my friends, because this tentative agreement between Ford and UAW is a step in the right direction. It’s like a light at the end of the tunnel. By reaching this deal, Ford is piling on the pressure for GM and Stellantis to follow suit and strike their own agreements with the union. Let’s keep our fingers crossed!

According to some preliminary reports, Ford has agreed to give its workers a 25 percent increase in wages, along with some fancy cost of living adjustments. This means that their pay increase will soar well over 30 percent, bringing their hourly wage to over $40. That’s some serious dough right there!

Now, hold your horses because this deal isn’t set in stone just yet. It still needs to be approved by the union’s membership. But hey, I’m feeling optimistic about this. I mean, just listen to what UAW vice president Chuck Browning had to say in a video: “Between wage increases, COLA, annual bonuses… there is more value for our members in each individual year of this agreement than the entirety of the 2019 agreement.” Sounds pretty sweet, doesn’t it?

And let’s not forget about Ford CEO Jim Farley, who couldn’t contain his excitement. He said, “We are pleased to have reached a tentative agreement… as well as calling 20,000 Ford employees back to work and shipping our full lineup to our customers again.” Hallelujah!

Now, here’s a little twist in the tale. Ford conveniently left out any mention of their upcoming EV battery factories during this whole ordeal. Sneaky, sneaky! These factories have been a major point of tension in the negotiations. You see, Ford is investing billions in the EV transition, including the construction of four new EV battery plants. But the UAW wants this transition to be fair and powered by union labor. Can’t blame them for that!

But hold on a minute! The UAW has managed to get GM to agree to their terms regarding EV factories. Just this week, GM CEO Mary Barra announced that they will put their future factories under the union’s master agreement. That’s a win for the UAW and a step towards ensuring a fair transition to electric vehicles.

So there you have it, my friends. The auto industry is slowly but surely getting back on track after this rollercoaster ride. Let’s hope that GM and Stellantis follow in Ford’s footsteps and reach their own agreements soon. Until then, stay tuned for more exciting updates from yours truly, Nuked, your funny tech-loving guy!