Hey there, fellow tech enthusiasts! It’s your funny pal Nuked here, ready to bring you some exciting news from the world of technology. Today, we’re diving into the unveiling of the 2025 Mini Cooper EV, and let me tell you, it’s got some cool features that will make any tech lover’s heart skip a beat.

First off, let’s talk about the star of the show – the giant circular OLED screen that now takes center stage on the dashboard. Say goodbye to the old rectangular display, because Mini has given us something truly eye-catching. This floating OLED screen not only looks sleek, but it also boasts some impressive capabilities.

Mini has gone all out with this redesign, teasing us with videos showcasing the screen’s animations and providing more details about its functions. One of the highlights is Spike, a CG dog that serves as a fully-fledged voice assistant. But don’t worry if dogs aren’t your thing, there’s also a stylized representation of a Mini available.

But that’s not all – Mini has taken customization to a whole new level. When you switch between the different “Mini Experience Modes,” the interior lights, instrument cluster, and OLED screen will all change colors to match the vibe of the mode. Talk about setting the mood!

Now, let’s talk about voice control. All it takes is a simple “Hey Mini” to activate this feature, allowing you to navigate, make phone calls, enjoy in-car entertainment, and control numerous other vehicle functions. And here’s a neat trick – the car can even learn from your routine and automatically roll down the window in the same spot if you take the same routes regularly. How cool is that?

Underneath all this tech goodness, we have some impressive performance stats as well. The 184hp Cooper E can go from 0 to 60mph in just 7.3 seconds, packing a punch with 214lb-ft of torque. If you’re craving more power, the 218hp Cooper SE variant will do the same in a speedy 6.7 seconds, with 243 lb-ft of torque. Both variants feature different battery capacities, with the Cooper E using a 40.7kWh battery and the Cooper SE boasting a 54.2 kWh capacity.

And let’s not forget about the exterior changes. While still maintaining the iconic Mini body style, there have been some updates. The oval-shaped headlights now come with coordinated “welcome and goodbye animations” and three adjustable light signatures. Plus, the rear of the car has been given a fresh look with angular lights that can be personalized to suit your style.

So there you have it, folks – the 2025 Mini Cooper EV is here to impress. With its giant OLED screen, voice control capabilities, and impressive performance, it’s definitely a tech lover’s dream come true. Keep on rocking that tech world, and stay tuned for more exciting updates!