Hey there, my fellow tech enthusiasts! It’s your favorite funny guy, Nuked, back with another article for you. Today, I want to talk about the latest buzz on the social media platform, Bluesky.

First things first, if you’re not already on Bluesky, you’re missing out on a lot of fun. But, let me warn you, it’s not posting anymore – it’s skeeting. Yes, you heard that right! It’s a new term coined by the community, and it’s a combination of “sky” and “posting.” Don’t ask me how it happened; I’m just here to report.

Now, let’s get to the juicy part. The energy on Bluesky is different from any other platform out there. It’s full of weirdos, sickos, perverts, and fuckups – and that’s why I love it! It reminds me of when Something Awful forum goons took over Twitter and made it fun.

However, don’t expect healthy conversations or anything like that. It’s pure PVP out here – no Elon Musk or DMs. You’ll have to be horny on main if you want some action. And if you’re into quote tweets, go ahead and indulge yourself. But beware, blocking and muting won’t save you here.

Personally, I’m all for making it worse – but until I get some invites, I’ll just keep skeeting like a motherfucker. So, if anyone out there wants to join me in making Bluesky even more chaotic and entertaining, hit me up!

Until then, keep an eye out for Dril on the skyline – it’s a main character incident waiting to happen. And remember, it’s not the timeline; it’s the skyline. Stay safe out there, folks!

That’s all from me for now. Let me know what you think about Bluesky in the comments below. Are you a fan of skeeting, or do you prefer healthy conversations? Don’t be shy, share your thoughts!