I do n’t have a paper calendar, so there’s no way to know. I ca n’t trust Dieter,’ he said.

There are Twitter accounts and bots that can tell me the days of the week?. @ cnny.com: perfect, I never stop searching.

The man mashes the keys on his keyboard. His eyes dart back and forth as he searches for treasures hidden in the depths of the Internet.

I found accounts that will tell me the days of the week!. I found the accounts that tell me how the week is.

Follow @ justacaseofthe2, which posts this line from wandavision every Monday morning. Follow @ @ justacaseofthe2.

A reader sent me a tuesday-focused account, @ no_problemm_, which posts the Tuesday again?.

The account posts a clip from the Garfield movie a tale of two kitties. Bill Murray stars as everyone’s favorite monday-hating cat.

Pic.twitter.com/cqzepfjppc, follow @ mydudes_, which posts the’it is Wednesday, my dudes” meme frog every Wednesday morning. This week, the account made a special St. Patrick’s Day-themed post.

Follow @ thursaconcept, which posts this line from Netflix’s Russian doll every Thursday morning. Follow @ @ thursaconcept.

@ fridaysailer congratulates you for making it to Friday with a picture of Mr. krabs and a song that I’m 99 percent certain is used in SpongeBob.

Daniel Craig does n’t explicitly say the words Saturday and Sunday. But he tells me when the weekend starts, which is really all the information I need.

The Verge’s Chaim Gartenberg tells you the day of the week every morning. Follow @ todaysdaytoday on @ @ @ todaysdaytoday.