The six Democratic presidential candidates took the debate stage in Las Vegas on Wednesday night. Former mayor Pete buttigieg loves Microsoft Word.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) tore into buttigieg discounting his healthcare plan as just a’PowerPoint’. buttigieg responded by saying’I’m more of a Microsoft Word guy’.

The verge of pair each Democrat on stage with their spirit-microsoft-office program. This exchange led the verge to tie each Democrat to the stage.

Word is one of the first pieces of software children learn to use. Word art is n’t even good anymore. Pete buttigieg wants word.

Elizabeth Warren has a plan for everything – and probably a pivot table. Warren is organized and anal as all hell and can sort out all of our lives in ascending order.

Amy Klobuchar has a strong history in the Senate and really knows her stuff. But she’s quirky and likes hot dish and stuff. She’s like if the smartest kid in your debate class filled their PowerPoint with transition and clip art.

Wednesday night, all other Democratic candidate had a lot to say to about Michael Bloomberg. His inbox was full and he will be digging himself out of all of these unread messages for the foreseeable future.

Bernie’s campaign slogan is’not me us’. His 2016 and 2020 campaigns have brought people together. What is his campaign about, if not the power of teams?.

Biden has a long history in politics and plenty of institutional support that’s all locked down for his candidacy. But Biden has his head in the cloud sometimes, making poor decisions and saying unfortunate things far more often than I’d assume he liked.